...

[facepalm]

I look like half a fruit-bowl now.

Thanks, hairdresser, thanks.

The worst thing is I only have myself to blame because I was the one who thought it would be smart to trim it before going overseas.

I want to fall into a huge pit and die.

Yeah...a really huge pit.

The importance of hair to a female...

Yes, I shall curse hairdressers into oblivion.