Having three dogs in this house isn't easy.
Scenario 1
Woofwoofbarkbarkbarkwoofwoofwoof -
[Looks at alarm clock]
"It's 6am on a Saturday. For fucks sake, shut the hell up!"
Scenario 2
Woofwoofwoofbarkbark -
"What? You wanna eat? Well...guess what, no."
Scenario 3
"Don't go there you're gonna get tangled up with my laptop wiring and - shit."
Scenario 4
"Make up your mind. Do you want me to let you out to poop or are you gonna stare at me forever?"
Scenario 5
"Fuck. I don't wanna hug you, but...fuck. You're adorable."
And that's that. Three Schnauzers - two that have reached maturity, and one that is merely a few weeks old and is as insane as a child.
Tests next week.
I'll be fine.
And I just ordered something fan-fucking-tastic from Ebay. Can't wait for it to arrive.
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